Of a Smackist

From: Elison (Original Message)

Sent: 4/12/2002 12:55 PM

let me tell u guys a story. make no mistake it may lack the style ably displayed by the likes of Gali and Andre(the guys with whom "young gals" wanted 2 associate) or mr moo-tee-bee aka da pain.

it was in 97. a SMACKist came 2 the hill 2 visit an African S4(herein after reffered 2 as Mzee). against the better advice of his peers he chose 2 sleep over. the 1st problem was off course that he had no bed. it was resolved that he wd home-run and at 6am he wd wake mzee up and sleep on mzee's bed. this resolution was made as mzee was entering bed(around 11pm). mzee also set an alarm 4 six o'clock. by 11.30 our prospective home runner was reflecting mob. by 12.00 eyewitenesses contend the reflection had reached monumental propotions. by 12.30 the mob reflection found mob kado. he had 5 and a half hours left! at this point average reflectors usually go and spin say-boo-loo's chugi but trust a smackist. as far as he was concerned enough was enough. he got mzee's alarm clock and fowarded it. at exactly 1.00 am mzee's alarm went off. the clock read 6.00am. as the alarm was going off the smackist suddenly appeared 2 wake mzee up. mzee got up and went 2 read. 1 bcame 2, 2 bcame 3, 3 bcame 4 and so on. mzees clock said 6 bcame 7, 7 bcame 8, 8 bcame 9 and it was still dark. mzee got excited. he thought he was witenssing history unfold b4 his very eyes. an eclipse! one thing puzzled him though..no gong had been sounded..wat was up with the time keeper(speaking of time keepers there was one interesting one. a good pal of mine. Odoch Bonniface Chodre Draville. he marked his chinu with the letters OBCD but thats another story) when it finally occured 2 my good friend mzee that he had been played he was not amused. it is not exactly clear wat happened 2 the smackist but he never returned 2 the good hill.

pss...mzee is not this guy's real or even psuedo name.