| From: Mark (Original Message) | Sent: 4/10/2002 9:39 AM |
I just heard about this Budonians International thing yesterday and I was really happy to get those memories back and the words we used to use. Otherwise I was in Australia house and miss the crazy hill.Once in a while, not like on a daily basis.
| From: Gali | Sent: 4/10/2002 10:42 AM |
Do not pretend Mark,
You miss the gwa everyday. You are now in the UK and have not yet adjusted to the fact that you cannot use Sydney anymore. By the way, did I tell you guys about a one Mark-toe as they used to call him.
Come S1 and we were awaiting the usual Say-boo-woe-lo's bus and this fellow that considered himself a professional gambler ahead of his day decided to bet on the wrong cards. He apparently dared a one Mp-oo-ngu Safe-ass(that was his real name and not alias guys) to caress and throb Nampungu's thigh (Nakawungu was one of the more fairer S1 "leops"--I cannot believe I typed that). I do not know if it was poor vision due to hunger that caused them to pick that leop of all people at that time.
If it had been Macha-bee-re I would understand as even ranks of the kind like Moot-Eb-bee alias d-pein(names strictly withheld on request) were bowing down in respect for this one-toothed fairy.
So anyway 5k was immediately put at stake and carefully laid in the hands of the village chief and oldest member of the Aussie S1 click, Moo-chii-bee Asha-do (real names withheld on request). Now about the choice of bank to store the money, I think Karuhanga with his rigid school bank would have been a better choice even though Vee-toe had vetoed any outsiders from enterring South Africa house. But that is not the point.The problem is that the chief and present banker had been hit by the deadly kabwa virus 2 weeks before the beginning of the first term of S1. He had merely transfered it from Kabinja and was rumored to have debts of his own. But anyway he remained the bank of choice. All that was left was for Safe-ass to prove his worth. To our surprise he wasted no time and rubbed that thigh like a genie was to pop out at any moment. I was initially surprised but then later amused when the victim smiled sexily instead of gasping in horror. All in all the task was done and Safe-ass started demanding for his pay. However, there were two problems.
1. Mark-toe protested that he had not seen enough and wanted him to stroke for a longer period. I quote, " nawe a ka-little more. We shall keep for you your chew-G!"
2.The chief banker Moo-chii-bee was nowhere in sight.(did I tell you he was the fastest student in O-level at the moment)
Our sources did not find out whether the money was ever recovered or whether Safe-Ass was ever compesated for his heroic acts but when we interviewed Moo-chii-bee at his kafunda, these were his comments, "Nze for me mwana ebyo tebinkwata kko. Temumaanyira oyo Katumba agamba kki? Simannyi ezzo chippusi? Mumpeeko namwe." At that point we had to leave for our lunch break.
Mark can verify to this story I am sure.
| From: Mark | Sent: 4/10/2002 1:36 PM |
Gali, the toe thing is coming out.Wait, the "Majube" bit will soon be revealed and then guys will know the former H.P's weakness.
| From: azmah | Sent: 4/10/2002 7:57 PM |
hehe banange Gali, you have no shame! you just decided to give the toe something to think about. i hope he doesn't get right back at ya!! heheh aight am out now- azmah
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